Monday, March 14, 2016

March Madness: Incurable Disease?

March Madness: Incurable Disease?
Astral Facts, March 2016

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

March Madness: Incurable Disease?

Humanities Scientists have interests that extend beyond the classical forms of literature, art, and philosophy, for drama, film, and sports as entertainment also fall within our purveyance.  While the Natural Scientist may ponder how the final minute in a basketball or football game can actually last as long as ten minutes or more, the Humanities Scientist only revels in the splendor of life not controlled by the clock or other technology-imposed concepts that squeeze the essence out of the vintage of life with a mechanical whine!

No clearer evidence of this can be found than the national frenzy occurring every year around this time with the “March Madness” associated with college basketball.  It has been estimated that nationally over four million hours of productivity are usually lost during the time of the national basketball tournaments as workers are distracted by the events on the hardwoods. 

In the past, workers had the radio on, with regular distractions stimulated by the emotions in the announcers’ voices in the background.  Local and national television only exacerbated these distractions, adding eyes to the ears and bringing the distractions to the foreground.  The Internet spiked this even further, as people began to watch the scenes in their cubicle workstations.

 Supervisors and managers then began to patrol the hallways and cubicle aisles to crack the whip and get the workers back on track.  (Several of websites, such as CBSSports.com, ESPN.com, and even NCAA.com offered a “boss button” in the corner of the screen.  A quick click at the approach of a supervisor, and the screen changed to a complex multi-colored spread sheet.)

However, more recent research has shown that those lost man-hours (not so many “woman-hours” have been lost in the past, but that is changing with further emphasis on the Women’s Tournament) are actually more than doubled in later productivity as a result of the “bonding” and camaraderie created as workers share “the ecstasy of victory and the agony of defeat” as their teams soar and/or crash and burn.  Here are the poll results from last year: http://officeteam.rhi.mediaroom.com/2015-03-04-Should-You-Celebrate-March-Madness-At-Work

This is intensified as the “office pools” stimulate interest in even the obscure match-ups not involving the individuals’ own alma mater or hated cross-town or intra state rival, for each game means points added or lost toward bragging rights in the ‘hood.

However, more than just bragging rights are involved.  This year it has been estimated that nationally approximately $9 billion will be involved from the twenty-five cent office pool antes up to the open match book bets in places like Las Vegas and discreet off-shore financial cachets.

Because our mission in the two-year colleges is to prepare students to transfer to appropriate four-year colleges and universities or directly to the workplace, for the past 15 years in conjunction with the Popular Culture class I have taught, I have offered my students an opportunity to determine if they are “Smarter Than A Teacher” by taking the March Madness Tournament Challenge.  In addition to teachers and students, the “pool” also is open to anyone else in the greater community in order to “randomize” the population sample involved.  (Minimum age is 13, so the supposition is you have to be smarter than a 5th grader!  However, you can still get advice from a 5th grader!)

(You will notice that President Obama reveals his bracket picks each year as well as indicated by the link from last year.  Here is the link from last year, when he predicted the victory by the University of Kentucky (Duke beat Kentucky in the final):

Are You Smarter Than A Teacher?

Now is a chance to prove it!    Non-credit activity: English, 101, 105, 126, 128, 185, and 246.

March Madness “Sanity” Test

Go online to the ESPN Fantasy game link and select the home link:
Click on the “Create a Bracket Now” link and follow the directions to register to participate.

Once you create your entry, you can join the group. Our group is Green River(Teachers are asked to put a “T” in their entry.)  

Sunday, March 13 was the day for the choosing of the 64 teams for the college basketball tournament.  Between then and the morning of Thursday, March 17th (when the first game in the tournament starts) you can fill out your predictions regarding the winners of each round of the tournament.

(Note: You must fill out all the information including the final winner before the first game starts at 9:00 PDT on the morning of the 17th.)

You may compose as many as ten different versions of how you predict the tournament will end.  After you register the first entry, click on the “my brackets” link again to set up an additional entry.

You will be competing against a group of teachers, members of the community, and your classmates to see how many are smarter than the teachers!!

Our group has no cash incentive per se, but we are part of the 600,000 entries submitted nationwide.  Seven years ago a sophomore high school student from Alabama had the best result in the nation, winning $10,000.  This year the top prize (in the nation) is $10,000 from Amazon and a trip to Hawaii.  In our group, top prize is bragging rights in the ‘hood.  à Almost the same!


Note: Since 2001, students have finished first eight times (including one female student, so this isn’t only a male domain), teachers have won four times and members of the community (including my wife one year!) have also won three times. 

Walter Lowe
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