Stories of Prodigal Suns

Astral Facts, May/June 2012

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Stories of Prodigal Suns

Recently I heard someone discuss the story of the “prodigal son” and how it has implications beyond its “conventional” context of parent and child.   In Confucian theory, the five great social relationships, in the order Confucius put them, are parent: child, elder sibling: younger sibling, husband: wife, elder: younger (community) and ruler: subject (politics).   The fourth relationship could be seen as the relationship between boss to employee, coach to athlete, teacher to students, etc. with the latter relevant to us in the education business.  That seemed like a good topic for the final Astral Fact of the academic year.

Then one of my students wrote his research paper on the topic of storytelling as a cultural aspect that needs more emphasis in modern culture.  His point was that traditionally, cultural values are established and reinforced by the stories of and in the culture.  He saw the current cultural system of people writing to be paid for expressing their personal views as detrimental to cultural values, as the motivation is centered on recognition for the individual’s fame and fortune first without long term consideration of consequences to the culture as a whole. 

His observation was that people were more interested in getting attention to themselves, which often required them to “act weird” and break social norms by coming up with whatever would make them like “brilliant suns” in the eyes of their audience.  The student proposed having a network of salaried national storytellers, a sort of “poet laureate” group, who would have the role of maintaining the stories that illustrate the core cultural values. 

It was an interesting argument, and those people expressing “opposing views” noted that the current trends do represent cultural values and the “turmoil” he was observing is the story of the day.

Perhaps we don’t always recognize how the “stories” of our daily lives help us understand the issues of our times.  Here in the Humanities Sciences, we try to look at the stories as more than just stories.  Often the real life observations are beyond what we could “make up” on our own.  Reader’s Digest is popular for putting those snippets of life in the little spaces at the end of the longer stories, and they help us understand the longer stories.  For example:

Ready for the “hard luck” plagiarism story?

I give four essay assignments for my English 101 classes, with the final paper due the last day of classes.  After the first paper has been returned, I tell students they can individually opt for “portfolio” assessment rather than just the standard grade for each assignment.  The portfolio due the last day of classes would still have the fourth paper as well as one of the first three “as is” and another of the first three “as is” with a revised version.   (Thus their grade is based on only the three assignments in the package and one of those first three disappears).

After the third paper has been done, I reduce the workload: standard grading will be based on the best three papers (making that fourth paper optional) and the portfolio is reduced to any two of the three items previously designated (which also makes #4 optional).

One of my students (a non-native speaker) turned in her portfolio Monday with revisions of two of the first three papers.  I looked at the two original papers and kept the best for the “as is” grading.  As I read the revised paper of the other, an analysis of “Salvation” by Langston Hughes, in parts the syntax wasn’t consistent with the rest.  Sure enough, most of one of her paragraphs is cut and pasted from the sample paper on the story from 123helpme!.com .  So I printed out a copy, highlighted it and the corresponding section in her paper, and included a note that she wasn’t getting a passing grade on the assignment.   She got the portfolio back at the start of our final exam Wednesday.

So she sent an email after the exam to tell me:

i understood wrongly from last time in class the class we just had to choose any of two of the papers we have done and we did not have to do #4 according to that so i did not send it even tho i was working on it  however i would be gratful if i can send the paper #4 if u please let me to do so. i have my own difficulties to understand english sometimes even tho im trying my best to do so..

Apparently my answer was going to be yes because 50 minutes later (before I had read the first message) I received a second message with the paper attached:

hi

i hope you consider replacing this essay as #4 due to my lack of understaing and also because i did not clearly understand what you meant last time cause i already preparing to this paper then i thought you said its ok you can choose two of the perivous papers and fixed them both but i did not know if i had to do it as proflio style u mentioned before. i would be gratful.

thanks

Again, in her attached essay the syntax is a bit smooth (worlds apart from the email messages), with the phrase “how does a schmuck become a saint” at the end of the first paragraph.   Not only does that phrase show up on a simple Google search, but an article with the same title and same opening paragraph shows up!   And the final paragraph from the article is also the beginning of the conclusion paragraph in the student submission.

So instead of having a reduced grade on this assignment, the student fails the class!  Apparently, the principle is not being grasped.   I sent her an email to let her know.

Thursday: 

I had decided not to give her a failing grade for the class, and I had submitted a 1.0 (D), which was less than the 2.0 she would need to move to the next level composition class.  This would require her to retake this English 101 course. 

Not knowing this, in the evening the student emailed to ask if she could do still another paper to try to replace the original plagiarized one. I told her that this was not possible because she had already had a second chance.  I told her although I had given her a 1.0 “D” for the class rather than the failing grade mentioned previously, she would still need to retake the class from another instructor.

She responded about the plagiarism on that second paper:

Mr.lowe

please consider i have no clue about the plagiarizing that or attention to that this is what happened i been having difficulties to understand the writing class since it started but so i asked my friend yesterday to help me out with some of it i have no clue it was copied from another place yet i did add my own words and my own to that thats what happened and i would like if you consider a chance for me and help me through my difficulties and misunderstanding to it im really sorry for it. 

And so the story continues.  We couldn’t make this up, could we? 

Obviously, someone needs to adjust the picture going in the head of the student.  I tried to do so with my response:

If your friend wrote your paper for you and then you added some of your own writing to it, that would be cheating.  It doesn't matter if your friend copied it or not.  You still knew that you didn't write it!  You knew that I wouldn't accept the first paper because you had copied it.  Why would you think it would be okay to have another person write part of the paper?

W. Lowe

Hopefully, the student will recognize the implication of what’s been going on.  As one colleague put it, “It would be funny if it weren't for the fact that the student sincerely believes not understanding English justifies cheating and [this] should persuade you to give a better grade!” 

However, it still isn’t penetrating very deeply.  Even though I have informed her that I had not submitted a failing grade, the student’s latest response is:

i asked her for help i did not for help i had that on my mind i was talking about religion and its facts she did not wrote the paper she helped me with some but i did not know that help was from outside sources thats why i just told as it happened and i be grateful if u consider a second chance for me to pass 

thanks 

If we stop and think about it, we have two tragedies here:  first is the lack of depth of understanding on the part of the student.  In spite of how detailed I was in covering documentation and avoidance of plagiarism in class on three separate occasions, the student didn’t understand the concept very clearly.  On top of that, all my explanations have fallen on deaf ears, for the student is still pleading for me to overlook this and give a “reduced” grade, even though I already told her I am not giving her a failing grade, merely a “D” that will not allow her to move to the next class without retaking this English 101 course.  For this student, the actual learning is not the issue; the main focus is just on getting a “good” grade.  It makes me wonder how many other silent voices hold this same view, but we don’t realize it.

The second tragedy is in how much time and effort I have spent dealing with just this one student and her “issues” over the issue.  This is time that I could have spent helping other students (or even taking time “off” from student needs to spend time with family).   Those opportunities have been lost forever.

Perhaps by documenting and sharing the story of this journey, it can help others on both sides of the teacher’s desk.  Then we can work on those three relationships Confucius says should be at the top of the list, once the sons and daughters are back on track.

Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

It’s All Greek – Do You Copy?

Astral Facts, April 2012
Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

It’s all Greek -Do You Copy? 

These days, issues of academic integrity seem to be a common topic of discussion.  With more and more on-line courses and online existences, one wonders who is taking the tests or writing the content coming from the other end of the ether way. 

Students see the exchange of talents merely as good business techniques – “I’ll do your math homework if you’ll do my English essay” is generally regarded as cooperative learning as they pool skills and resources.  After all, on Law & Order Jack McCoy and Michael Cutter called in expert witnesses and used the ADA's (assistant district attorneys) availabilities to do much of the work and research for them to present in their trial performances.  It’s just good business in a transactional based culture!

Based on the Greek approaches of ethos, pathos, and logos identified at the root of dramatic themes in the broad field of the humanities sciences, we might be able to more clearly understand the nature and essence of the plagiarism phenomena.  Although such copying and falsification has been occurring since as long as history reaches back, the proliferation though current advances in technology is quite over whelming in many areas of modern living and culture even beyond the academic fields.

We could view the classification of some major types of plagiarism in a taxonomy as follows:

Theo-sauros.  (aka T-sauros Rex).  This technique involves substituting a variety of words from the original source in order to disguise the original phrasing.   The Theo-sauros will do this to make the content appear original and more godly (Theos) or royal (Rex).  Thus, phrases such as “common sense” will be changed to “ordinary feeling” or “communal sagacity.”   Of course, someone using “basic intelligence” would recognize that changing so many words and phrases will end up distorting the overall coherence of the writing.

Pseudopigios. This technique aims to lend credibility to the writer’s own unsubstantiated beliefs or opinions.  (This dates back to the ancient practice of pseudepigrapha when people would try to pass off their personal views as coming from Noah, Abraham, and even Adam and Eve themselves.)  The pseudopigio will make up credible sounding sources, usually bogus websites or non-existent online issues of accepted sources like Scientific American, which would not have page numbers for cross referencing.

Downloadios.  This technique involves the use of websites that sell or exchange fully written papers on a wide range of topics.  The websites have a disclaimer that the paper is for review only, but when students are paying as much as $10 per page, chances are that the “review tool” ends up being the actual paper.  Often the Theo-saurus will use this technique as a starting point.

Domestios, Fratios, or Sororios.   In this technique, known by several names, the writer will merely put his or her name on works done by a family member or close associate who has taken the same or similar courses.   Very few if any changes are made by the writer.  A variety of this is the Superidio, where the writers take their own writing done previously and make slight alterations (often not more than changing the date and course name) to submit as new work.

Spectato or Spectreios.  Sometimes Anglicized as “ghost writing,” this technique is an offshoot of the previous technique, but done under contract or by request.  Sometimes this is disguised as “peer editing” when the writer asks for help with a rough draft, outline, or paper topic and the other person produces the bulk of the final content.  Colleagios is the version that pools resources to trade expertise such as a native speaker editing and rewriting a non-native speaker's paper in exchange for the non-native speaker completeing a math or engineering assignment, depending on expertise.  The exchange might be "non-academic" such as a student in a trades program repairing a car or upgrading a computer in exchange for a writing assignment paper.

Cuspidios.  In this technique, the writer merely expectorates content directly from lecture notes or class discussion, sometimes even from the same class the paper is written for.  Usually the original notes are not taken clearly, so the content may be a bit garbled as the writer merely repeats what has been heard or understood as if it were his or her original thinking.

Oblivio.  This particular practice often includes one or more of the methods mentioned above without the practitioners recognizing that they are violating standards of academic integrity.  Such people often have been doing this as a matter of habit or they are so used to seeing those around them plagiarize that the practices seem “normal” behavior.

Insidios.   In this technique, the writer deliberately restructures sentences, reverses the order of list points or details, or even cites a small portion of the original source as a means of deliberately presenting the source commentary, insight, and/or conclusions as his/her own original thinking.

The terminology may be Greek, but the bartering concepts of "you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours," "the ends justify the means," "all's fair in love and war," and other such euphemisms and aphorisms seem to be part of the syllabus of Basic Survival 101.  

Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

Critical Thinking on the Astral Plane

Astral Facts, March 2012

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Critical Thinking on the Astral Plane

In the past, when people took a trip, it was a good time to sit back on the plane with a good read with something to think about. These days with in-flight movies and netflicks loaded onto portable devices, the “read” part may not be so prevalent, but the thinking shouldn’t change.


One of the learning outcomes here on campus is for students to develop skills of critical thinking. This is a major emphasis in English 101, and hopefully students can carry on with those skills outside the classroom as well. In my class we read an article written some time ago (1975) called “The Farce Called ‘Grading’” by Arthur E. Lean. Lean’s basic position is that “grades tend to stigmatize and punish” students who don’t have innate intellectual skills stressed through standardized tests and conventional academic systems. He also points out discrepancies in grading which may occur from instructor to instructor. When I ask my students to write an in-class response to the article, explaining at least two reasons why it is or isn’t a good article, the overwhelming majority give it a “thumbs ups” approval.


Unfortunately, after we examine the content more carefully, we find it is laden with logical fallacies, misleading partial bits of evidence, and personal opinions without support. For example, Lean uses the example of a student who sued her university because of a grade dispute. He doesn’t specify the incident location or time nor mention whether or not she won her lawsuit, although readers might assume so if they don’t stop and consider the missing details from his example. Since a successful lawsuit would have strengthened his argument, the real implication is that she did not win the lawsuit. The student’s argument was that she was being punished for alleged wrongful behavior, but the university disciplinary committee found her not guilty of wrong doing. Again, readers assume that the wrong-doing was related to the course itself, but Lean does not provide details to confirm that. He leaves it to the readers to jump to that understanding.


Lean later says that “we” [teachers and the community?] hold the academic requirements like a club over the students’ heads because we believe

most of them are naturally lazy, stupid dolts who must somehow be coerced, cajoled, persuaded, threatened, strong-armed into learning what we have decided is "good for them." Much of this required material is dull, boring, meaningless, and will be forgotten almost immediately …

which is a classic sweeping generalization that resonates very well with students, which is why the article always gets such a high approval rating before we exercise a bit of critical thinking. Lean is preaching to the choir in this case.


Next we read “A Modest Proposal” written by Jonathan Swift in 1729 to address social issues of hunger, overpopulation, unemployment, poverty, homelessness, and single moms with lots of kids abandoned by deadbeat dads. Swift’s “modest” proposal is to harvest the babies at about ten months and use them to expand the food supply. (The “other” white meat.) He points out that this will address the issue of hunger, it will reduce the unwanted overpopulation, it will provide employment for those families and address the issues of poverty, It will provide the income to allow them to afford to pay rent - addressing the homelessness situation, and finally the moms won’t be “single” anymore because the dad won’t want to abandon a “cash cow” once the woman gets pregnant.


Even though Swift’s proposal is quite practical, when I ask students to write about it being a good article or not, a significant portion of them find it “disgusting” and “immoral” to even consider. One young mother in my class even confessed she was tempted to take her shoe off and throw it at me when I suggested starting up a chain of restaurants selling “baby-back ribs”!


However, when we apply some critical thinking and examine lines like, “I grant that this food might be quite dear, and very proper for landlords, who, as they have already devoured most of the parents, seem to have the best title to the children,” noting that “dear” means expensive as well as precious or loved, we see a double meaning to his phrasing. The connotations to the use of the word “devoured” implies a greedy and thorough eating. Certainly, the landlords have not physically “eaten” the parents, but emotionally and psychologically they have drained the lifeblood out of them.


With a little analysis and thought, we are able to understand that Swift’s point is that the social practices of the day weren’t very far from taking the next step to his modest proposal. Yet if his proposal is immoral and disgusting, how could the current situation be justified? Thus, practical and convenient solutions to social struggle or perceived injustice should be tempered with moral and ethical considerations – especially from the perspectives of those being “marginalized.”


From here, as a class [or a society], we can engage in discussions related to current social situations such as homelessness, health care, abortion, cohabitation, divorce, censorship, freedom of speech, etc. reconciling emotional and intellectual responses.


Let’s try using 101 level critical thinking with a recent news item regarding food safety. Look at this five-minute report link regarding the report on mold and applesauce:


http://www.king5.com/news/Records-reveal-history-of-mold-problems-at-troubled-WA-food-plant-140911033.html

Of course, the message is that applesauce produced locally (in Washington State) could be unhealthy because of the unsanitary processing done at this particular plant. Since the plant is the source for many different brands (which the company will not reveal), consumers may unwittingly be eating moldy fruit! The opening interview with the woman whose children were sickened by the product is reinforced by returning to her at the end to remind the viewers of how dangerous this is to families with young children.


Wait a minute! She left the applesauce in the can and in the refrigerator for a month! Even so, the food lab could find no evidence of mold, even in that condition! Nor was any evidence of mold found in any of the other samples supplied by other consumers. The inspector was upset because her superiors in the Dept. of Agriculture did not find her reports of major concern, so she leaked information to another federal agency, the FDA, which is investigating the situation but has stated that the products are not currently a health danger and have not been in the past either. We might notice that the woman interviewed is a “former” inspector. Even though the evidence showed no mold in the products, the “witness” is still blaming the applesauce as the source of her children’s symptoms. We might wonder why the news station is reporting all this. The evidence says it is not a problem, but the “message” is that it is a problem!


As always, these academic skills, “this required material [which] is dull, boring, meaningless, and will be forgotten almost immediately…” according to Arthur E. Lean, might not be as meaningless as suspected and certainly shouldn’t be forgotten after all! Not on the physical plane nor on the astral plane.


Interestingly enough, as I was writing this, a colleague sent me an appropriate link to an article regarding this very topic, which seems like a good closing read:


http://www.insidehighered.com/views/2012/03/16/essay-value-first-year-writing-courses#.T3Xs38AepF4.mailto



Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

Comfort Food

Astral Facts, February 2012

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Comfort Food

On a cold rainy and windy day, isn’t it nice to sit down to a nice hot bowl of chicken noodle soup with favorite music in the background, curl up in front of the fire with a good book and a bowl of hot buttered popcorn, or even watch a classic movie while nibbling on a chocolate bar (movie theater size, of course!)?

While these and others (fill in the blank with your favorite _____ ) classified as “comfort food” are enjoyed by most of us in one way or another, frequently it is the association with some aspects of the “humanities sciences” that completes the comfort. It’s hard to imagine the comfort food without the accompanying “art” – a Polish dog at Costco just doesn’t have the pleasant ambiance as the same item at Safeco Field, Century Link Field, or even Yankee Stadium while the artists are performing on the field.

Have you ever noticed how frequently idiomatic expressions relate to food and reveal cultural values? For example, humans tend to value dessert, as indicated below:

Piece of cake
Easy as pie
The icing on the cake
Takes the cake
Pie in the sky
[Be} in apple pie order
Smart cookie
           And so on.

These all refer to good things. It is not a coincidence that "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards!


As the old Pillsbury commercial tune used to go, 

Nothing says lovin'
Like something from the oven,
And Pillsbury says it best!

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waiAcbUcoK0

But of course, rather than having to mix everything and then waiting six minutes for the microwave to finish, what if we could just have it drop from the sky, like manna from heaven!?

That was the concept for the recent (2009) family movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, as revealed in the theater trailer:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEyjj-L5Mv8

If you can’t wait to find it at the Red Box, the entire 90 minutes is available online:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsLE_Zqz57g

So get that large tub of popcorn (or your preferred comfort food) while you can still justify doing so, and enjoy.

Walter Lowe

Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

The Good Boy Placebo

Astral Facts, January 2012


Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

The Good Boy Placebo

With current realities of political posturing and scripted television spontaneity bombarding us from all sides, we might end up feeling quite lonely by taking the red pill and facing reality. Rather than suffer in isolation with reality, why not just suck on that blue sugar-coated sugar pill delivering today’s reality scene?  Would you prefer cable or dish?  As far as I know, no one ever died as a direct consequence of the placebo.

Mark Twain approached this topic situation back in 1870 with his character sketch of “The Good Boy”  who was caught up in the “media” portrayal of what a good little boy should be and do.  (According to the link coming later, This story was originally published in May, 1870, in the Galaxy Magazine, as "The Story of the Good Little Boy Who Did Not Prosper.")

For those who’d like to take a five to ten minute break and read the actual story, here’s a link that also has the illustrations from the 1875 printing of the story:

       http://etext.virginia.edu/railton/tomsawye/mtgoodboy.html

 For those who didn’t have time to do so, here’re some highlights:  

       Twain’s “good little boy,” named Jacob Blivens, learns about the profile of the “good little boys” from what he reads in the Sunday School books. He is much impressed by the glory of their lives, but his life doesn’t exactly mirror what he reads. When he sees the bad boy in the apple tree stealing apples, he goes to warn the bad boy he may be punished by falling out of the tree and breaking a leg.  Although expecting to be a hero for saving the bad boy, Jacob’s life is not as described in the Sunday School books, for the bad boy does fall out of the tree, but he lands on Jacob and Jacob ends up with broken bones instead.
       Nonetheless, Jacob is inspired by the lives of the good little boys in the Sunday School books, for in the end they do something extremely heroic to save the community. The stories always end with the deathbed stirring last words from the good little boy in the Sunday School books, and the final scene of the story describes the glorious funeral scene with the attendees crying into their handkerchiefs over the good little boy who died too young.
      This troubles young Jacob, because he can never go and meet another actual good little boy from the stories. Anticipating his own fate, he composes his dying speech to give advice to the community so that he can also be remembered as a remarkable “good little boy” himself. Of course, the drawback would be that he would not be alive at the time to bask in the final recognition of the value of his life.

Since we don’t know the ending, we can’t really discuss the “moral” to the story, but we can note some hints that might be connected to it and perhaps to our current cultural phenomena related to the “reality” motif oozing underfoot as we facebook, twitter, and twaddle each other. Jacob Blivens saw the “good little boys” in the Sunday School stories as the models for his behavior as he imagined his glory would finally be acknowledged, but issues of motivation weren’t really stressed in those stories about those other good little boys.

Fortunately, today we have those little disclaimers on the commercials telling us that the stunts are performed by a professional on closed courses, and we shouldn’t try this at home. It’s too bad that the disclaimers elsewhere are too small to read, even if people bothered to look.

Twain wrote a companion piece, “The Story of the Bad Little Boy,” published five years earlier in 1865. Although we don’t have time and space to discuss it here, it is available online as well:

     http://etext.virginia.edu/railton/tomsawye/mtbadboy.htm

 Perhaps the combination holds the clue to dealing with reality these days.

I forget – is it the red pill or the blue pill that is the placebo?

Walter Lowe

Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

Rocking Around the Clock

Astral Facts, November-December 2011


Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Rocking Around the Clock

Sometimes people may lose sight of the value or relevance of the works in the humanities field. However, time and again we find art imitating life and life imitating art. This was brought home to me in the classroom once again this holiday season.

During the week after the Thanksgiving weekend each year, my students and I spend time observing and presenting interpretations of a variety of short fiction selections from our textbook. About two weeks prior to the holiday weekend, we draw cards and students take turns signing up to teach one of the ten fiction selections from our reading list. We take the four most popular ones and the students who chose them form “teams” to teach them. (Students who chose ones other than those four also join one of the four teams.) We use the class sessions on the M-T-W prior to Thanksgiving for the teams to meet and formulate their lesson plans, with teams taking turns on Monday through Thursday of the following week to teach their classmates how the story might be read. (Friday I provide closure and then finals are the week after.)

One of the selections not chosen very often is “The Rocking Horse Winner” by D. H. Lawrence, published in 1926. However, this year one of the groups did choose to teach that story. While observing the presentation by the students, I was struck by how contemporary the content still is, even though it was written nearly 90 years ago.

I realize there’s a slight possibility some people may not have read the story, and I’d hate to spoil it for them by discussing the plot details and conclusion, even though the value of good literature comes from reading and rereading the material. It’s about a dozen pages long and someone has posted them online, so if you want to take a break and read the story, here it is. I can wait while you read it:

http://www.dowse.com/fiction/Lawrence.html

http://www.dowse.com/fiction/Lawrence-part2.html

Welcome back. (If you just skipped ahead planning to read it later, I’m not responsible for spoiling the story for you.)

As you can see, in this story set in Britain we have a family with a mother who is concerned about the social status associated with wealth and the material evidence of the family’s social position. She considers herself and the family unlucky, which has resulted in the limitations on the family’s social mobility and an anxiety within the mother. The three young children are sensitive to the coldness around the mother’s heart. They can hear the vibrations reverberating through the house as it murmurs “There must be more money! There must be more money!”

Paul, the oldest child but not yet old enough for boarding school, and his two sisters are aware of this, and Paul tries to reverse the situation by being lucky, which is evidenced by getting money. Uncle Oscar gives Paul a small amount of money as a gift, and Paul then forms a pact with Bassett, the gardener, to bet on horse races. (Also a nursery governess is mentioned in the story and the family probably also had a cook, although that was not specified beyond the mentioning that the family had “discreet” servants. Considering their social status, it was probably quite difficult to get along with only three servants.)

Because Paul is old enough not to need a nursery governess, he can secret himself in his own bedroom, where he has a toy rocking horse. He can ride the horse, whipping himself into a frenzied state, and the names of the winning horses come to him. He does this out of love for his mother, in a battle to break the cold ice around her heart.

Once Paul accumulates a nice bank account, he shares his secret with Uncle Oscar, who helps arrange for his mother to receive an anonymous birthday gift of a thousand pounds each year for five years. (In 1926, this was around $5,000 to $10,000 each year.) Paul hopes this will ease the anxiety in the house and around his mother’s heart.

Unfortunately, the opposite is the case. The mother immediately goes to the lawyers to ask the donor to give her the whole amount in a lump sum and the murmuring of “There must be more money! There must be more money!” only intensifies! Of course, Paul accedes to his mother’s desires, and now he becomes even more desperate to touch her heart and ease her anxiety.

Actually, he seems to be making progress, for his mother is concerned about him and suggests he go with Uncle Oscar to the seaside for a vacation. Paul has the trip delayed until after the Derby. Two nights before the Derby Paul frantically rides his rocking horse into the night, collapsing into a stupor just as he reaches the name of the winning horse. Paul’s mother, feeling something strange around her heart, rushes home and reaches Paul as he collapses.

Bassett places the bet for Paul while he is gripped in the coma of his brain fever, and the horse wins. With his mother at his side, Paul regains consciousness, tells his mother that he is indeed lucky, and dies in the night.

The story ends with the mother regarding her deceased son while hearing Uncle Oscar’s voice,

"My God, Hester, you're eighty-odd thousand to the good, and a poor devil of a son to the bad. But, poor devil, poor devil, he's best gone out of a life where he rides his rocking-horse to find a winner."

Oops! Sorry to have such a story here at the holiday time.

Anyhow, at the time I was struck by the contemporary events - seeing how “Black Friday” had been adjusted by some merchants to start at midnight on Thursday (Thanksgiving Day) as something to benefit the customers – now they wouldn’t have to get up early in the morning on Friday and stand in line in the frigid morning cold. Instead, they could enjoy the early afternoon turkey meal, let the tryptophan kick in for a late afternoon nap, and then head down the mall or shopping center to wait for the doors to open at midnight. In fact, some businesses were even opening back up at 9:00 pm for even greater customer convenience! It’s amazing how times have changed with all this concern for the well-being of the customers. (Of course, some of the employees were upset that they had to cut their family holiday short in order to man the aisles and cash registers, but we know the customer is king and it is an honor to serve such customers.)

There must be more money! There must be more money!

And now as we are deep in the throes of the holiday spirit, I see that the Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts selling holiday trees and decorations are on holiday break from school, so they have extended their hours to open at 7:00 am and close at 11:00 pm for the convenience of the customers! Seven to eleven: How lucky!

That’s the spirit, boys!

Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.

Gang Braggers

Astral Facts, October 2011


Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Gang Braggers

The end of October is always a time for contrasts.

Of course, the last day, Halloween, is the evening before the Hallowed Day of November first, also called All Saints’ Day.  Hell and Heaven in open confrontation! 

 This time also leads into the general elections coming in early November, and we’re getting all the “I’m right, the other side is wrong” election material flying in from every direction. This year we see even more of the same with the budget cuts on the horizon raising the “cut theirs, not mine” specters along the spectrum.

In the Humanities Sciences, with life imitating art, we usually have a new season of voting survivors off islands and the dance floor and such, as well as bombardments of the film releases, DVD and celluloid, leading into the holiday season.  Will the Great Pumpkin fail to show again or not?

Out in the ‘hood the Bloods and Crips are banging away at each other on a regular basis, as gang bangers are noted for doing.

In all this, perhaps one of the classic “struggles” is the mano v. mano battle between East Coast and West Coast styles.

Before the current “tea party” politics were in vogue, lines were drawn with “tea party” gang bragging of a different kind, as evidenced in the following “Battle of the Bands” salvos, [eastern formal prep v. western casual organic?] which have come to the attention of us here among the Humanities Sciences eavesdroppers.

(Of course, this is presented in an academic vein, with no suggested endorsement of either style or the products associated with them.)

So take a look and see which gets your vote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKVQeU4SXE&feature=related

Remember:  Stay kewl, playahs!

Walter Lowe

Astral Facts is a monthly presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices.