Monday, February 2, 2015

Copy Cat Tastrophe, Astral Facts January 2015

Astral Facts, January 2015

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Copy Cat Tastrophe

We are approaching the middle of the current academic term (winter quarter), when midterms and first major essays start to hit the inboxes.  Frankly, this is raising some anticipatory anxiety for me.  This past fall term in my classes has turned out to be the “worst” ever in terms of blatant plagiarism in student papers.  In fact, I had to dismiss two students for repeated occurrences.  

It is unfortunate that such records will go on those students’ transcripts, but somehow the failing grade on the first paper just made them more desperate. Even though I informed them that I always drop the lowest score, which would wipe that from the record by the end of the term, it didn't temper the temperament.

Of course, this plagiarism thing isn’t new.  As Ralph Waldo Emerson stated about 150 years ago, it seems that once a person has been published, he has the right to copy anything others have written.  More recently, the “art” of plagiarism has come to be celebrated in a sense, as Tom Lehrer noted in his 1963 rendition (available on YouTube):

As the Internet has contributed to the temptation of easy access to plucking the “forbidden fruit” of the work of others, our campus recently underwent an effort to expand the education regarding the behavior.  As a team of us worked on this project, we found some interesting cultural differences at the root of the behavior. 

In some cultures, the act of identifying sources is regarded as an insult – both to the source and to the audience.  For example, using the phrase, “To be, or not to be: that is the question” and referencing it to Shakespeare would insult the audience’s intelligence.  The implication would be that those in the audience would be quite ignorant not to know the source if they hadn't been told.  Likewise, it would dishonor the reputation of Shakespeare to imply that his works and ideas are so obscure that they need to be identified when used. 

Thus, students and writers from such cultural backgrounds would be avoiding such taboos when they copy but don’t acknowledge the source.  However, “When in Rome ….” (as Shakespeare has noted - not to insult anyone’s intelligence).  Perhaps that was Shakespeare’s thought as well that he didn't need to cite any of his sources for his works (such as St. Ambrose for the “When in Rome…” statement.)

Because plagiarism can appear in many forms and because folks here in the Humanities Sciences like to refer back to the Greek and Latin roots of culture, here is the blooming taxonomy in the original Greek:

Varieties of Plagiarism and Plagiarists.

Greek terminology such as pathos, ethos, logos, etc., is often used in the broad scope of the humanities.  We could view the classification of major types of plagiarism in a similar taxonomy as follows:

Theo-sauros.  (aka T-sauros Rex).  This technique involves substituting a variety of words from the original source in order to disguise the original phrasing.   The Theo-sauros will do this to make the content appear original and more godly or royal.  Thus, phrases such as “common sense” will be changed to “ordinary feeling” or “communal sagacity.”   Of course, someone using “basic intelligence” would recognize that changing so many words and phrases will end up distorting the overall coherence of the writing.

Pseudopigios. This technique aims to lend credibility to the writer’s own unsubstantiated beliefs or opinions.  (This dates back to the ancient practice of pseudepigrapha when people would try to pass off their personal views as coming from Noah, Abraham, and even Adam and Eve themselves.)  The pseudopigio will make up credible sounding sources, usually bogus websites or non-existent online issues of accepted sources like Scientific American, which would not have page numbers for cross referencing.

Downloadios.  This technique involves the use of websites that sell or exchange fully written papers on a wide range of topics.  The websites have a disclaimer that the paper is for review only, but when students are paying as much as $10 per page, chances are that the “review tool” ends up being the actual paper.  Often the Theo-saurus will use this technique as a starting point.

Domestios, Fratios, or Sororios.   In this technique, known by several names, the writer will merely put his or her name on works done by a family member or close associate who has taken the same or similar courses.   Very few if any changes are made by the writer.  A variety of this is the Superidio, where the writers take their own writing done previously and make slight alterations (often not more than changing the date and course name) to submit as new work.

Spectato or Spectreios.  Sometimes Anglicized as “ghost writing,” this technique is an offshoot of the previous technique, but done under contract or by request.  Sometimes this is disguised as “peer editing” when the writer asks for help with a rough draft, outline, or paper topic and the other person produces the bulk of the final content.

Cuspidios.  In this technique, the writer merely expectorates content directly from lecture notes or class discussion, sometimes even from the same class the paper is written for.  Usually the original notes are not taken clearly, so the content may be a bit garbled as the writer merely repeats what has been heard as if it were his or her original thinking.

Oblivio.  This particular practice often includes one or more of the methods mentioned above without the practitioners recognizing that they are violating standards of academic integrity.  Such people often have been doing this as a matter of habit or they are so used to seeing those around them plagiarize that the practices seem “normal” behavior.

Insidios.   In this technique, the writer deliberately restructures sentences, reverses the order of list points or details or even cites a small portion of the original source as a means of deliberately presenting the source commentary, insight, and/or conclusions as his/her own original thinking.

 (Although these are posted on the Green River website, I don’t need to cite myself as the source.)

Returning back to the observations of Ralph Waldo Emerson from the top of the page, it seems fitting to close with another of his observations on bragging:  When we do encounter a braggart, we can acknowledge that, even though it might be done unconsciously, at least he is not guilty of plagiarism!


Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

December 2014: Who's Minding the Store?

Astral Facts, December 2014

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Who’s Minding the Store?


Each year at this time we take a break from the formal academic life and many of us drift into the “informal” academic life (usually fraught with updating lesson plans and discovering the textbook for next term is out of print or has been revised into a new edition).  To relax our minds, we often look to escape by reading “nonacademic” fiction, often referred to as “pulp” or “trash” fiction.  But is that really a “waste of time”?  Does a guilty conscience prevent us from sharing such dirty little secrets?  Here’s a confession of what I’ve encountered recently worth recommending, if you don’t mind my sharing.


Recently, I have been engaged in a “LinkedIn” discussion on “Why Read Fiction?”  Since the discussion participants have primarily been involved in the various disciplines of the Humanities (who else would be interested in posting?), the discussion has been highly supportive.  Nonetheless, the emphasis has been on the effects fiction has on the readers’ minds as well as what has dredged up that content from the writers’ [subconscious?] minds.  Ultimately, fiction stimulates one’s imagination, inducing further thinking on the part of the readers.  Many of these thoughts delve into the “what if” realm that could predict or possibly prevent consequences in the future.

For example, recent news reports have responded to McDonalds® new scheme to appeal to the Millennials – order your burger and ingredients via electronic device and have it delivered to your seat in the restaurant.  This would mean no need to wait in line and have to speak to the counter-person in person.   Theoretically, this will allow for “more personal attention from employees” according to the company press releases.

 “The problem for chains like McDonald’s is that with this generation, the Millennials in particular, the standard of expectations has risen,” Gordon said. “The standards that were OK for our parents aren’t necessarily OK for us.”

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2014/sep/04/mcdonalds-build-your-burger-test/

I’m not sure what kind of “personal attention” is involved here, except a distancing from “interpersonal communication.” 

With this in mind, and considering current events these days, what about changing the law enforcement system so that such aspects of “interpersonal interaction” could be reduced?  Back in the 1950s Ray Bradbury let his mind wander in that direction, asking the question, “What if, in 2053, …..?” which he expressed in his short story, “The Pedestrian.”



This past term, students in one of my classes read Sacred Clowns by Tony Hillerman.  Written in 1993, it addresses interesting aspects of multicultural issues.  The two main characters, Joe Leaphorn and Jim Chee, are part of the Navajo police force in the Southwest, one a young officer and the other near retirement.  In their regular duties, they have to find a balance in their lives as tribal members and policemen.  Not only do they need to respect and conform to the legal guidelines on and off the reservation land, but they also have to mitigate Native American culture, which differs among the Navajo, Hopi, Tano, and Cherokee cultures and tribes present in their jurisdiction.   This raises many “what if ….” thoughts that many of us may not recognize in our own daily lives, but we see at work in our current events.  This book is readily available in libraries and bookstores, new and used.

Finally, a bit more “chilling” aspect of “what if …” thinking concerns the possibility of “lone wolf” acts of terrorism.  Frederick Forsyth’s novel The Kill List, published this summer, covers that only too current possibility as well as “what if …” pondering on possible causes as well as ways to respond.  Of course, this could be extended to “lone wolf” hacking into corporate and national databases as well.  This book is also readily available in libraries and bookstores, new and used.


Hopefully, this might stimulate a few curious minds out there.  In between, perhaps a mindless escape into a few football bowl games might be needed as well, but please turn the volume down, if you don’t mind!


Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Monday, November 24, 2014

November 2014: Choice Film Choices

Astral Facts, November 2014


Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

                      Choice Film Choices

This time in November is an interesting season with the emphasis on giving thanks.  On November 11th, we remember to thank those who have served their country in the military, and on the fourth Thursday we give thanks as families for many aspects of our lives.  Of course, right after that comes Black Friday, which I think actually started online a few weeks ago.  Frankly, it seems to be creeping up earlier and earlier, and not exactly in a positive way, even though we don’t do much about that: somehow reminiscent of those wedgies from back in junior high days that would have been even more uncomfortable if brought to the attention of others around you.

Another aspect of the holiday season that also seems to be creeping in earlier and earlier is the slate of blockbuster movies opening up.  Combined with the shoppers’ traffic and the high cost of movies these days (we teachers haven’t had a raise or even a COLA salary adjustment for over seven years now), my inclination is to wait until the DVD comes out.  Knowing this, my 15-year-old son has been negotiating for several months now to be able to attend the Thursday midnight premiere of the final episode of the Hobbit trilogy in December, even though he is supposed to be in school early that following Friday morning.   He does have a point about the reduced traffic congestion aspect.  (Why can’t they put the same effort into their English persuasion essays for school?)

While those of us in the Humanities Science fields do find enormous benefit in reading the printed words and letting our imaginations work, it is also quite illuminating to observe how others can and do employ their imaginations in interpreting what they have read or experienced.  This is especially true in dealing with real life experiences and the moral and ethical issues that arise.  Thus, it might be worth venturing out into the traffic to view these new releases, but with the local Redbox just around the corner and Netflix just a few buttons away on the remote control, those excursions can be supplemented with some that have evolved into DVD form. My family has had the opportunity to experience some notable examples that can provide some insight into past events.  Here are three we found thought provoking, in chronological order of setting.  

For Greater Glory (2012)

Set in the 1920s in Mexico, this tells the story of the Cristeros War (1926-1929) when the Mexican President, Plutarco Calles, applied Leninist views and declared religion to be the “opiate of the people.”  He expelled all foreign-born clergy and severely restricted religious services and activities, executing those who did attend church services.  At that time, a retired general (played by Andy Garcia) was asked to help in the struggle.  Although he was an agnostic himself, he recognized certain principles were being challenged.  While we viewers may not be confronted by such moral or ethical challenges of a national level, how might we respond to such a challenge if faced at home, in the workplace, or within the community?
  Here’s the trailer for the film:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1566501/

Argo (2012)

Set in Iran in 1979, this tells the story of the “occupation” of the American Embassy in Tehran.  During the chaos of the event, six embassy staff members were able to use a side exit before the embassy was overtaken.  Although refused asylum at two other embassies, they were able to “hide out” in the home of the Canadian ambassador.  This film chronicles the efforts of a CIA operative (played by Ben Affleck), who felt a moral obligation to try to extract them through the ruse of planning for a blockbuster science fiction movie  (Argo, thus the title of this film) to be filmed on location in Iran.  Again, the central character is faced with the moral and ethical issue of making a commitment and following through with it, even when the authorities choose to withdraw support.  A thinking audience might see these same principles at work at many different levels in the home, the workplace, the community, etc.
Here’s the trailer for this one:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1024648/


Lone Survivor (2013)

Once again, this chronicles a true story. A four-man US Navy SEALs reconnaissance team in Afghanistan has orders to observe and not initiate engagement with Taliban forces.  Three Afghan villagers herding goats in the mountains stumble upon the reconnaissance team.  The soldiers know that if they let the villagers go, they will immediately inform the Taliban of their presence, even if they promise not to.  Thus, the obvious course of action is to execute the villagers in order to complete their mission, which would protect a larger number of local citizens as well as the soldiers themselves.  However, their orders are not to initiate action, with the added factor of "innocent" citizens being involved.  The decision the soldiers make will impact their lives and the lives of others forever.  Should they choose “the greatest good for the greatest number”?   What moral and ethical decision would be best?
Here’s the trailer for this one:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091191/

So we found those three quite interesting.  If you have other recommendations, add them in the comments box below.

Certainly, life was a lot easier back in the days when movies just provided simple escape and entertainment while people could relax their minds eating popcorn with fake butter.  However, even though the butter was fake back then, the issues weren’t, which is still true today.  While we can recognize the butter still may not be real, certainly the issues raised on the screen are more real than ever.

So perhaps before and after (perhaps even during) the barrage of contemporary holiday goings on, I would prescribe a few runnings of It’s a Wonderful Life with George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart) wooing Mary Hatch (Donna Reed) while battling Old Man Potter (Lionel Barrymore) with the angel Clarence (Henry Travers) working on getting his wings.  It’s chock full of principles of ethical and moral choices as well, without all the explosions.  If black and white cinema isn’t your bag, perhaps The Wizard of Oz can remind you and the rest of us that there’s no place like home.


Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Cat Got Your Tongue?

Astral Facts, October 2014

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

                       Cat Got Your Tongue?

Most people know that the end of October brings the emphasis on Halloween with attention to pumpkins, spooky spirits, and witches with their feline companion, the black cat, which might even be a witch in disguise.  However, just two days prior is the oft unrecognized National Cat Day.


Now that tennis racquets use special synthetic strings, it makes one wonder if cats really serve any purpose except to challenge teenagers to see who can sleep more hours in the day or to perform for YouTube videos that distract people from meaningful activities.

Writer Deepak "Gotham" Chopra wondered the same thing.  Here is what he found:


In spite of all these “astral facts,” we could still take a more “hard science” (STEM) approach and wonder – what if we had to ship 120,000 cats from an island to the mainland?  Perhaps that could be used as one of those irritating word problems students would wish to avoid in their math classes.

On a cold January day in 1885, Ambrose Bierce pondered that very question.  Here’s what he came up with


Isn’t it interesting how science and imagination can combine to delight certain audiences nearly 130 years later!



Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

2+2: Find the Value


Astral Facts, September 2014

2+2: Find the Value

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

In mathematics and other important “STEM” fields, (Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics), the general procedure is to solve problems or answer questions by finding the “value” of the variable in an equation, where this variable is expressed by a symbol (often the letter "x") representing a sort of quantity.  We even use these basic equations to express concepts beyond their “quantity” aspects.  Thus, if we Google “e=mc2,” about 718,000 “hits” show up in less than 30 seconds.  Likewise, “2+2” brings up over 25 billion “hits” in only 20 seconds! 

It seems that such expressions of “value” extend far beyond the simple quantity nature of the various symbols in equations.  For example, in the Humanities Sciences, we use such expressions as "that's as clear as two plus two” and “it’s as easy as 2+2” along with many other variations of phrasings to express aspects of value expressed as "quality."  Often we can see this used as a background detail in visual texts as well.  If schoolroom scenes in art or film have a math problem in the background, it is usually the 2+2 example.

Thus, the deeper question might be focused on the quality aspect if we ask “What is the value of 2+2?”  George Orwell alluded to this equation in his 1949 novel 1984, about a hundred years after Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s main character in Notes from Underground (1864) mused upon it.  Both used the equation 2+2=5 as a basic expression to comment on the political and social climate of their time.  Today, we can also see the question of the “value” of 2+2 still being used as demonstrated in this short  six-minute film from the 2013 Oldenburg Film Festival:


 In our current technology driven culture, we tend to emphasize the numbers to identify the quality of life – whether it be the dollar figure of our income or the number identifying the phone model that equals the “I” of our identities.  As many of us evaluate our own lives, we tend to stress the “bottom line” number, but we forget to consider where the actual “bottom line” might be.  Those numbers represent a quantity value, but the Humanities Scientists prefer to consider quality as well when assessing “value.” As they say, “it’s not how many years in your life that is important; it is how much life is in your years.” 

How then do we identify the value of our lives?  It should be as obvious as 2+2!

Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Roots, Branches, STEMS, and Leaves

Astral Facts, Mid-Summer 2014
Roots, Branches, STEMs, and Leaves

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

Roots, Branches, STEMs, and Leaves.

A few years ago Eats, Shoots & Leaves was a best-selling book on grammar and usage.   The title comes from the author, Lynne Truss, reading a description of the panda bear which had a misplaced comma after “eats.”  Of course, the original meaning (without the comma) was to identify two things the panda eats (A panda eats shoots and a panda eats leaves.)  However, the insertion of the comma puts the three words into a series that follows a pattern.  Since “eats” is a verb, so then must the other two be verbs:  A panda eats, it shoots, and it leaves!  Thus, restaurants began putting up signs declaring the right to refuse service at their own discretion.  Apparently the restaurants were worried about replacing the food servers if pandas ate at their establishments!

Hopefully, other people who also read the original source were able to read beyond the grammar anomalies to grasp the gist of the content.  Realistically, probably the majority of the readers didn’t even notice the discrepancy in a sort of “ignorance is bliss” state of being.   Frankly, those “humanities science” details, like artwork on the refrigerator in many family kitchens, don’t really seem to impact life with much significance.  After all, if we read the “serious” news, we know that our culture is declining due to deficiencies of education in the STEM disciplines (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math), which is where educators are under pressure to patch the leaks and raise the bars.

Yet, on my campus, the faculty in many of the STEM disciplines are acting to “stiffen” the course prerequisites, making the skills in areas such as English 101 required prior to enrollment in their basic entry level content courses.  When students lack the basic elements of language comprehension in reading, writing, and speaking and other forms of critical thinking, the complexities of the STEM content get muddled in manipulation.

Just as life in a colorless cubicle, without even basic art on the refrigerator door, seems spiritually bleak, STEM content in isolation can lead to lifeless suppression of creative thought and inspiration.  The successful ingest the refrigerator art and much more.

For example, last spring I had the apparent misfortune of one of my back molars going rogue on me, and I ended up patiently being a patient in my dentist’s waiting room, knowing a root canal was looming up in my near future.  I say “misfortune,” but Garrison Keillor has noted, “Bad experiences never happen to writers; it’s all material,” which might be the case, for a fairly current issue of Scientific American (April  2014, V. 310, N. 4) was nestled in among the magazines devoted to people and fashion.  Deciding to choose the “read less traveled,” I thumbed through the pages to try and take my mind off the pain in my jaw.  As I did so, I was surprised to find the contents included many “interdisciplinary” humanities science references appreciably much advanced beyond the basic refrigerator artwork.

For example, near the back (I tend to thumb through magazines from the back as a technique I learned as a young boy looking through Readers Digest for the little quips at the end of the stories) I discovered Steven Mirsky’s article “The Numbers Game” about baseball, which begins with “The lush green of the outfield.  The pop of horsehide ball hitting cowhide mitt….” (88) – much more poetic than scientific!  Immediately, he references the “holy trinity” referring to the statistics of three kinds of athletic performance.  Without a familiarity with the "trinity" concept that originated in the fields of the humanities sciences, readers would find the reference is obtuse.  In the right hand column of the article, the reference to annus miribilus is not some exotic bacterial strain a proctologist would study, as many historians and other humanities scientists would recognize. Hopefully, the proctologists would look into it!
  
On the other side of this page, Michael Shermer begins the article “The Science of Lying” by recounting the GEICO commercial of Abraham Lincoln being asked by his wife, “Does this dress make my backside look big?” and “Honest Abe” must struggle with the ethics of the honesty of his answer. Noting how the humor of the situation appeals to the readers, Shermer comments on the test of love and loyalty at the root of this appeal.  This sounds more like humanities science content than STEMwork! 

Shermer goes on to reference the book Lying (2013) by neuroscientist Sam Harris, quoting Harris’ comments on the ethics of telling the truth, for “by lying, we deny our friends access to reality-…” with Harris' conclusion to “tell the truth with tact.”  Harris notes that even white lies end up “associated with poorer-quality relationships” (87).  It certainly seems that a lot of “humanities science” has been stirred in with the STEM content here!

Paging further back toward the front, I found another article on RNA research; the authors (Christine Gorman and Dina Fine Maron) begin with the statement, “Starting with the double-helical structure of DNA in 1953, the story of molecular biology has featured more characters than a Russian novel” (54).  Not only are the writers familiar with the modus operandus of classic Russian authors, they expect familiarity of the reference to be enlightening (and somewhat amusing) to the particular readership of such a publication.  Obviously, it takes more than basic STEM education to make the connection.

In between is a much longer in-depth article on “The Secret Spiritual History of Calculus,” by UCLA mathematics historian Amir Alexander, which explores the original debate between two 17th Century Scholars, Italian Bonaventura Cavalieri and Swiss Paul Guldin.  As the editors note in prefacing the article, “In this adaptation of a chapter from [Alexander’s] upcoming book, he explains that Guldin and Cavalieri belonged to different Catholic orders and, consequently, disagreed about how to use mathematics to understand the nature of reality” ( 82).  Again, the mixture of STEM and humanities science is obvious.

The publication has much more, such as the article by Nola Rogers on spider courtship entitled “Love Him or Eat Him?” that suggests the choice seems to hinge on “feminine whims” rather than “scientific” principles.  Rogers ends with a quote from the researchers, “Our results provide evidence that different female personalities can lead to different outcomes in the interactions between males and females in a sexual cannibal” (24). 

Whoa!  This sounds like something from a Gothic novel or the premise for the next cable TV miniseries!  Can you envision it: a string of crime scenes after someone eats, shoots, and leaves and these events criss-cross a series of sex crimes involving mutilated male corpses!  Let your imagination run with it!

 Certainly all these articles were written by natural scientists with obvious training in good writing; thus perhaps they are not representing the scope of expertise of the STEM community as a whole.  Nonetheless, the references were expected to be understood by the target audience (primarily the STEM community). Just as it is good for us humanities scientists to be familiar with the STEM world, so do the humanities science disciplines aid in connecting to physical reality.  

Thus, it seems that for truly quality education, educators should help students put emphasis on the fields of the humanities sciences so they can root, branch, and STEM before they leave!
  

Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Astral Facts, Spring 2014: My Couplets Runneth Over

Astral Facts, May Spring 2014
My Couplets Runneth Over

Astral: (Theosophy) Consisting of, belonging to, or designating, a kind of supersensible substance alleged to be next above the tangible world in refinement; as, astral spirits; astral bodies of persons; astral current.

My Couplets Runneth Over

We have come to the end of another academic year, which is always a bittersweet time as we see people moving on and relationships altered.  Often we hear the discussion about viewpoints regarding a glass partially filled with water, with the optimist seeing it half full and the pessimist seeing it half empty.  People usually don’t ask the engineers, who merely see a waste of materials.  

After all, if we’re only going to have eight ounces in the glass, why use a 16-ounce glass?  Have we ever seen products sold in the stores like that: a 12-ounce drink in a 16-ounce bottle or 20 ounces of pickles in a 32-ounce jar?  (Of course the “half gallon” of ice cream now comes in a “1.75 quart” container, but that’s business and marketing – not science!  Crackers and cereal may settle in that big box, again marketing at work.)

Even in business and science, the “Humanities Science” aspects play an important role.  This is why we often see the emphasis placed on the intangibles related to the “quality” that STEM analysis cannot measure.  The STEMmers measure quantity rather than quality – but what about ice cream measured in “scoops”?  How much is that really?  Visit places such as Cold Stone Creamery, Marble Slab, etc. where a few “scoops” costs as much as the “1.75 quart” half-gallon. 

Thus, in the “science” of marketing and advertising, where every restaurant is cooking up a similar slab of beef, the mantra is “sell the sizzle, not the steak!”  Starbucks isn’t successful because of the over-priced coffee and milk; it is the essence of the “Third Place” ambiance being marketed that appeals to the consumer.

Since the days of Plato, this relationship between content/form, style/substance, mind/body, however/whatever has piqued human interest.  The study of the external in order to understand the internal has spun off into fascination and emphasis on the external itself.  Even so, in the final conclusion, the STEMmers have reduced it all to the common dominators of electrons, protons, and neutrons and down.  So where’s the source of quality?  Try going to Baskin-Robbins and ordering a few scoops of protons, neutrons, but easy on the electrons!  (They won’t ask if you’re paying cash – obviously it will be charged!)

We’ve tried that in the Humanities as well.  Poems combine ingredients of iambic pentameter, enjambment, synecdoche, metonymy, onomatopoeia, assonance, sonnet form, free verse, ballad style, alliteration - on goes the list.  However we choose to identify and define the bits and pieces or the big picture, merely soldering together the components and plugging the arrangement all in will usually produce something as lifeless as Victor Frankenstein’s “creature” before the chemicals react or lightning strikes (as depicted in the film).  It is that lightning that inserts the spark and animates the body’s arrangement of protons, neutrons, and electrons.

During this past season, we lost one of the great sources of such sparks:  Maya Angelou.  Consider her most famous line/title:  “I know why the caged bird sings” – only half the couplet, yet overflowing with electrifying content.



Walter Lowe
Astral Facts is a somewhat regular presentation of Humanities Science, produced in the bowels of the Humanities Science offices during the academic year.